Tyler Soto

Tyler Soto

Producer for The @SSalisburyshow on @Sportstalk790 | Member of What’s New Pod / Tailgater Sports | ProducerHeavyT on @twitch | Super Bowl 51 SurvivorRead More

 

Portland Pickles Mascot Shows Off THE Pickle *NSFW*


What in the living hell is going on in the sports world lately? Everyone is out here acting a certain type of way.

First we had Kodak Black "allegedly" having sex in a suite at the Florida Panthers game in front of everyone. Then, less than 24 hours later, we have the next incident.

Let me set the scene.

So the city of Portland, Oregon has a baseball team named the Portland Pickles. They're one of those fun, independent baseball teams that are out here for the love of the game. Nothing wrong with that.

So yesterday, on their twitter, they decided to do a takeover.

Oh cool! A nice, fun, innocent twitter takeover. I wonder what Dillon The Pickle has to say...

Aye yo what is going on?!?! First we had Kodak Black "allegedly" having sex in a suite during the Florida Panthers game in front of absolutely everyone. Now, less than 24 hours later, we have pickle mascots "allegedly" exposing themselves on twitter.

The best part of this post, and the most hilarious part, is looking to see who was tagged in this picture.

Okay, I'll admit, those tags are funny.

Really though, everyone out here is acting insanely horny. On God. I don't even want to know what's next.

Naturally, the mascot takeover was over after that tweet.

They may have also found the person responsible for this incident.

We're only 13 days into 2022 and I've already seen two incidents with sex and sports that don't involve anyone actually on the team at all. What in God's name is going on out here?!?

Who knows what's going on. Who knows what the rest of the year has in store.

Pray for the rest of 2022.


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