- Bang Bang, sounds like your plans changed tonight
- Why Bang a trash can when I'm right here
- Can I be your Carlos Beltran? Cause I'll bang on your trashcan all night
- I got a buzz you were meant to be my valentine
- I promise to treat you like the Astros did the rest of baseball. I'll love you, cheat on you and pretend like I did nothing wrong
- Will you be my Mike Fiers? I'll be your teammate and you can tell the world our secrets
- Roses are red, violets are blue, we may have cheated but we got the W
- Can I be your Jim Crane? Because when I cheat it won't be worth it
- Can I be your Jose Altuve? I’ll only take my clothes off for you?
- For Valentines day I'll treat you like Rob Manfred did the astros. Put all my attention on you and pretend like the other 364 days don't matter